Parodies
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"Live free or die"-- New Hampshire Motto
"Live free and die" -- New Hampshire

"Land of Enchantment" -- New Mexico Motto
"Land of Entrapment" -- New Mexico

"I think therefore I am"-- Decartes the way we know him
"I drink therefore I am"-- Decartes the way he probably was

"Contract with America" -- Republicans
"Contract on America" -- Democrats

"I get knocked down, but I get up again" -Chumbawumba
"I getted logged off, but I get on again" -AOL member
"Pissing the night away" -chumbawumba
"Pissing the night away" -AOL member

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